I just made fish for dinner & I am so upset because I missed the opportunity to shout “We’re havin fish tonight!”
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How to sabotage a date according to Winston Bishop
New Girl 2.21 - First Date
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
- me
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I don’t care how much you like cereal there’s a limit as to how much you should like it and this woman has passed that limit by a mile
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“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper
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Omg. I’m so upset. I just realized I own two striped sweaters & I have never sang “the best time to wear a striped sweaterrrrrrr is all the timeeeeeee!” while wearing either one.
