I just made fish for dinner & I am so upset because I missed the opportunity to shout “We’re havin fish tonight!”
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
I don’t care how much you like cereal there’s a limit as to how much you should like it and this woman has passed that limit by a mile
“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper
Omg. I’m so upset. I just realized I own two striped sweaters & I have never sang “the best time to wear a striped sweaterrrrrrr is all the timeeeeeee!” while wearing either one.